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[Naruto] Winning Losers | Naruto/Sai | PG-15
Title: Winning Losers
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-15
Pairing: Naruto/Sai
Summary: In which Yamato is evil and, depending on your point of view, Naruto either wins or loses a lot.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to Kishimoto Masashi. No money's being made and no copyright or trademark infringement intended.
A/N: This was written for porn_battle's round three for the prompt "Naruto/Sai & bonding". Less porn than you might think! 515 words. Click here for format=light.

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Winning Losers

So Yamato says, quite calmly, "Please, try to get along. Or else," and makes that horrible ghoul face of his.

Naruto shivers because the captain is scary, maybe even scarier than Sakura-chan, and Sai just smiles that annoyingly arrogant smile of his and nods.

The peace lasts about two hours and then Sai steps on Naruto’s toes.

"Accidentally my ass!" Naruto shouts before tackling Sai to the ground, and then Sakura-chan, the traitor!, knocks them out.



So Yamato really is evil and Naruto is locked inside a small room with Sai who’s smuggled a book with him.

"I thought this might help," the bastard says and offers it to Naruto. "We’re here to form bonds, after all."

Naruto takes one look at the book and screams bloody murder and perverts surrounding him from every direction and damn it, it’s all Kakashi-sensei’s fault in the first place.

Then he takes a look at Sai who’s all lithe strength and burning eyes and thinks, oh hell, because he’s young and maybe kind of a pervert himself and Sai is way too pretty for a man.



So Yamato may get a free breakfast when they’ll get out, at least if Naruto is still alive.

Turns out that Sai has studied the book in advance and that it isn’t the only thing he brought with him.

Naruto thought, he truly believed, that he’d be happy if he’d manage to wipe that smile from Sai’s face but the alternative is actually far worse for his mental health.

Possibly even for his physical health because seeing Sai’s parted lips above a black leather collar, a stark contrast against his pale skin, almost gives Naruto a heart attack.



So Yamato will definitely get a thank you note, maybe flowers and chocolate too, after Naruto gets his breath back.

"Fuck," he says and collapses on Sai who makes a noise, impatient and demanding, and Naruto remembers his manners and god, this is so not the time to think about Iruka-sensei.

Naruto banishes the thought and lifts up, slipping a hand between them, and then he lifts up a bit more because he’s curious and wants to see what he’s doing.

This turns out to be a slight mistake on his part because wow, his fingers and Sai’s cock look really nice together, and when Naruto blurts that out Sai comes all over his own belly and Naruto’s hand.



So Yamato is going to die once Naruto has dressed because it’s either that or Naruto will move to Suna.

And when he’s there he’s going to make sure, absolutely positively sure, that he locks the bathroom door every fucking time he’s in there, and especially if he’s not alone and Sai is busy biting his neck.

It occurs to Naruto that Sai seems to be included in his Suna plans and the world stops, turns upside down, and then continues its merry way to certain doom.

It’ll be a little while before Naruto catches up with it because a hard head or not, falling down the stairs gives him one hell of a concussion.


End